Up Your Alley

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

Cast

Frank Corsentino

Seymour

Haji

Maria Manina

Michael Finn

Grogan

Marius Mazmanian

Toenails

Lee McLaughlin

Sissy

Charles Knapp

Don Marco

Lillian Shrewsbury

Mother

Irene Makarewicz

Aunt

John Bloom

Bruno

Tyra Tashiro

Gardener